Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Pumpkin Carving 101

How to Carve a Pumpkin in Three Easy Steps

1.  Line the floor with a plastic trashbag and let the kids scrape out all the nasty insides from the pumpkin.

2.  Marry an engineer who is a perfectionist and is also handy with tools.  While said husband is carving, do your best to keep kids away from sharp tools.

3.  Place candle inside your jack-o-lantern and shower said husband with lots of praise, all the while thanking your lucky stars you didn't have to carve a thing!

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